Another day, another disaster...
And so Sebastien's prophecy came to pass!
He was left behind in the last minute, mad flurry of activity at the Trash Palace, along with the lovely Princess Agnes!
Sebastien's rage knew no bounds and his disappointment was felt in waves which washed all the way to Japan. And poor Princess Agnes is no doubt still crying into her jewellery box despite Sebastien cuffing her over her monkey ears and telling her off in low-life French, of which happily, she understands not one word.
The upshot of a lengthy and bitter long distance, international telepathic conference was the idea, that Mme Chendolle, who has totally ruined his life, the only printable part of the conference, has been ordered to find an assistant.
Strict rules apply to the choice of applicant; the main one being the successful PA must in no way overshadow Sebastien. And so the search will be on at first light tomorrow morning.
Tuesday, 12 April 2016
Monday, 11 April 2016
Another day down on the farm...
The last day down on the farm... you won't see those words again for a while.
Bonjour, Je suis Sebastien.
I want to start on the right note - a French introduction - so you will all understand I am a Made in France dog.
How did I get to take up space on this blog. Because I am off on a very, very big holiday and I'm going a long way away. Not to France you understand. And because Madame Chendolle owes me a big favour and she made a promise which she had better keep or there will be big trouble.
This afternoon, providing Madame Chendolle - she who must be obeyed and who is paying the fare that gets me to where I am going - remembers to pick me up and take me with her, I will be on my first real airplane flight. When I came out here to Australia it was by sea and stuffed into a box with lots of fellow travellers and we didn't see daylight for weeks. I hated it.
She tells me I will be stuffed into the carry on baggage and there is talk of having a travel companion. Agnes!! A stuffed monkey, a positive little princess who thinks only of how she looks and what is in her jewellry box.
Anyway more about Princess Agnes later - if she makes it to the backpack. I'm not allowed to say too much here; Madam is under a lot of stress today. Panicking because she couldn't find the airline tickets this morning. What a performance!
You will hear all the small stuff from me. I may just be a stuffed dog but I have big ears and hear everything.
I've been told it might not be easy getting online especially when we are all at sea. So I will be dictating each days' adventure and when we get a decent internet connection then you will hear all the gossip.
Au revoir
Sebastien
The last day down on the farm... you won't see those words again for a while.
Bonjour, Je suis Sebastien.
I want to start on the right note - a French introduction - so you will all understand I am a Made in France dog.
How did I get to take up space on this blog. Because I am off on a very, very big holiday and I'm going a long way away. Not to France you understand. And because Madame Chendolle owes me a big favour and she made a promise which she had better keep or there will be big trouble.
This afternoon, providing Madame Chendolle - she who must be obeyed and who is paying the fare that gets me to where I am going - remembers to pick me up and take me with her, I will be on my first real airplane flight. When I came out here to Australia it was by sea and stuffed into a box with lots of fellow travellers and we didn't see daylight for weeks. I hated it.
She tells me I will be stuffed into the carry on baggage and there is talk of having a travel companion. Agnes!! A stuffed monkey, a positive little princess who thinks only of how she looks and what is in her jewellry box.
Anyway more about Princess Agnes later - if she makes it to the backpack. I'm not allowed to say too much here; Madam is under a lot of stress today. Panicking because she couldn't find the airline tickets this morning. What a performance!
You will hear all the small stuff from me. I may just be a stuffed dog but I have big ears and hear everything.
I've been told it might not be easy getting online especially when we are all at sea. So I will be dictating each days' adventure and when we get a decent internet connection then you will hear all the gossip.
Au revoir
Sebastien
Sunday, 10 April 2016
The big news of the day from down at the farm
Another day down on the farm...
But the last for a while in the old format.
The farm dog is having some time off and Sebastien, the French dog will be taking over this blog.
He will have more to say about it in the next day or so - in fact he will have more than enough to say about everything as any readers will soon find out!.
Sebastien is accompanying me on my holiday and as he considers he has special rights, there has been a lot of dissent ( mostly on my part) about the idea of him having his own Facebook Page.
Over my dead body was my response.
Sebastien growled a lot. I did an equivalent amount of muttering.
I relented and said he could take over this blog on a temporary basis. After all, he comes up with the ideas and I have to do the work.
He will introduce himself in the next post.
But the last for a while in the old format.
The farm dog is having some time off and Sebastien, the French dog will be taking over this blog.
He will have more to say about it in the next day or so - in fact he will have more than enough to say about everything as any readers will soon find out!.
Sebastien is accompanying me on my holiday and as he considers he has special rights, there has been a lot of dissent ( mostly on my part) about the idea of him having his own Facebook Page.
Over my dead body was my response.
Sebastien growled a lot. I did an equivalent amount of muttering.
I relented and said he could take over this blog on a temporary basis. After all, he comes up with the ideas and I have to do the work.
He will introduce himself in the next post.
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